I met this guy who thought
he looks like Zeus and behaved very much like a Spartan. I have to admit, he
had a good body. After talking for a while, he asked me out on a date. I laughed
out loud with my friends later, thinking that I might need to lose at least ten
kilograms so I don’t feel embarrassed while out with this guy. I was actually
worried the date will be a disaster and he will only discuss protein shakes,
healthy food and exercises.
He took me out to a place
nearby to have a drink. I was so hungry that I was about to bite the fork when
I ordered salad just so this stone of a guy does not judge me. Surprisingly, we
had a remarkable conversation and it turned out to be a fun time. He dropped me
home and asked me for another date next day since it was a weekend. I was very
happy that I was wrong about him and I said to myself why not! Let’s go for the
second one.
Next morning, he texted me,
and I got a bit off when he called me “babe” and “honey” even though we didn’t
have any physical contact. I ignored thinking it might be his usual way of
expression. I went to the gym because he told me we would meet later in the
afternoon, and when I returned, I found some nonsensical messages from him
which I didn’t answer to. He decided to go out for drinks at his friend’s
place. I texted him to confirm if we will meet or not. Instead he invited
himself over at mine. I declined his self-invite.
Next day, he tried to invite
himself over at mine again with a bottle of vodka. Politely, I informed the Spartan
I don’t drink, to which he replied, “Okay, I will go to my “sister’s then since
there is a party there and I want to relax.”
I wondered what he thought
of himself, but by this time, it was becoming clear of what he really wanted. I
decided to let him go. But here he was again trying to meet me and inviting himself
to drinks at my place. I knew him well by now. I played along and invited to
meet him outside instead for a drink. Trying to outsmart me, the Spartan
decided to vanish and switch off his phone immediately.
Three days later, the
Spartan rose from the death and asked for forgiveness and tells me a story as
if I was born yesterday and I had no clue how sleazy men like him are. His lame
excuse this time was: “I was at the gym working out, and a lady at the gym took
my phone away, so I couldn’t call you”. I was laughing when I read the message
and replied, “It is okay. Things like these happen and I am glad nothing
happened to you. I am happy to hear back from you”. I did not know his gym is a
primary school where the teacher takes away the phones of children.
I kept playing along and he
was happy that his story worked, and he told me he will call me later to talk.
There were no phone calls till 9 p.m., not that I cared anyway. I was with my
friend and we were just laughing and talking about how some men are and meanwhile
we came up with a brilliant idea.
I gave my friend his number
and she started texting him. Since he didn’t know her, you will think he will
end the conversation immediately, but no way. The Spartan continued to chat and
flirt with my friend. When conversation got interesting, I decided to jump in
and texted from my phone, “Hi babe, I hope you are well,” to which he replied
after five minutes, “I am chatting on WhatsApp with my family, talk to you
later”. His so called family was standing right next to me! We were just
laughing hysterically and flirting with him and he had no idea.
Finally, after an hour and a
half of flirting with my friend, he decided to talk to me, but this is only
because she had bid him good night.
“Oh baby, sorry for keeping
you waiting, but I was talking about some important business with my family and
I am sorry for what happened”. Pretending
I am okay with it, I asked him what he was doing. Immediately his answer was,
“Why? do you want to see me?” This man was just humorous to me and he intrigued
me so much that I decided to teach him a lesson. He probably thought all the
planets revolve around him instead of the sun! I replied saying, “Do you want
to see me?” and he said “Yes.” “Then you will see me,” I replied.
Without even thinking, he
told me he will be at my place in twenty minutes. However, after a while, he
wanted to make sure he does not come over at my place for nothing. So, he
texted me, “if I come to your place, do you promise to sleep in my arms the entire
night like a good babe?” Oh God! This man is so full of himself that he cannot
stand taking chances and wants a pledge just to make sure he is not turned
down. I decided to give him what he deserved and said yes.
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